Cake is everywhere. It is a cake uprising. There are real videos out there that real people actually watch objects be stabbed and turn out to be cake. NOT EVEN REAL IN THE SLIGHTEST. JUST A COLLECTION OF LAYERS OF CAKE AND METICILOUSLY PREPARED ICING. pEOPLE THINK ITS ODDLY SATISFYING, LIKE BETTING ON A SPORTS EVENT OR SOMETHING. eXCEPT ITS NOT BEING BET ON, IT JUST LOOKS WEIRD AND WASTES CAKE. jUST A CORNOCOPIAL WASTE OF FLOUR, EGGS, SUGAR, MILK, BAKING POWDER AND UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF ICING. jUST SO MUCH ICING.