‘Are you for Real?’ by Harry

It all started when I was 21 and I was a deliveroo driver and I was delivering my first package of the day and it was Chinese. Once I got there she said I didn’t order Chinese. ARE YOU FOR REAL ?

One day I was bored so I decided to buy myself a new pair of football boots. I found some that I liked so I asked my mum. They arrived but the wrong size. So I looked to order them again but they were now out of stock. ARE YOU FOR REAL ?

I was playing football. It was the 89th minute and the score was 1-1. There through on goal and they score. ARE YOU FOR REAL ?